The random observations & irrelevant rubbish thread.

Just noted in my local wrag that a 'cereal Bar' is Opening in my new home town of Leigh on sea. Pictured in the local paper is a councillor with the quote "This exciting new Community Hub is a really good idea, where diverse peoples can mix and match their muesli, seasonal fruits and woodland berries"

I would very much like to kill her for using such a cuntish quote using a flat iron and then bury her with a smattering of loose twigs and shallow earth in epping forest for the rodents to nibble at, but i simply cant be arsed as im a lazy fucker whose internal organs have been reduced to pulp fibrous tissue due to my extensive use of the coca extract and sadistic brasses above Robert dyas in leadenhall market , while toiling as an honest non marine bespoke re insurance broker in the wilderness years 1989-2003.


But it's the thought that counts.

Oh yes what a cunt he is. Myself and Mrs Dermot have as recent as last week wished harm upon him. He's a ringer foe Mallet. Simply cannot be doing with the annoying twat, he gets fucked off immediately.
Also tying with him in first place is CNN's absolute cunt of a man Richard Quest. A scouser crossed with a sepo. 100% true that is too. He's fucking horrible. A real streaky dribbler. I hate him immensely.

I remember reading a load of old tom tit about the Krays once, apparently, and keep this under you fackin' hat, they employed this Circus Performer, Stage name 'Umungo son of a Zulu warlord' who happened to have a 13" schlong when proud of lust.

Anyway, During an interrogation by the Krays carried out on some sundry bertie smalls , or a Ham Yard rent boy who didn't fancy a bout of scatology with reggie while he was off his nut on black bombers, if no info was forthcoming the unfortunate soul was put in these wooden stocks with his arsehole in the air , and if his answers displeased ronnie and reggie , 'Umungo' would take centre stage In full tribal chief Outfit, and thrust in once, twice, three times a lady and leave the geezers guts deposited on the floor.

Job done, They krays then went home and had a cup of tea with their Mum Vi, or perhaps dish out a made to measure stripe across the arse cheeks of a couple of Drag Queens in esmeraldas Bar with their bone handle chivs.

This got me to thinking that Owen Jones would have been the perfect kept boy for Ronnie , sucking off Lord boothby at his behest and taking Umongo the hilt on the chesterfield at one of Reggies Parties at his bijou apartment in North London while Labour Mp Tom Driberg held the super 8 in one hand and his cock in the other.

Haha beardy wankers no doubt. Although saying that looking at the top 3 sales it could well be Hannu,Yant and NSFWally types.

stoneyroads.com/2018/01/cassette-tapes-had-a-massive-boom-in-sales-in-2017/


I do still have around 300 tapes though. And I also own the dogs bollox Yamaha deck which cleaned up what Hi-fi awards for about 4 years running. Pointless as its all in an attic 12000 miles away though I guess.

Just watching the tennis. This little minx is hot. Just a shame some ugly mugged Aussie has just knocked her out.

Camila Giorgi