The random observations & irrelevant rubbish thread.

Why? Do they all have 'a certain black hole look' if they come out of one?

Nice rapist beanie

When in doubt, lash out the Lotto numbers, Roberto!

The other day me and the Mrs were out having brekkie and we notice we are getting rather a lot of attention from the staff. Two year old is getting things brought over for him for free without us asking and we notice they are all whispering and giggling and looking at us giving us major paranoia.
Then we get cakes and coffees etc that we didn't order and told it's on the house. By this time we are wondering what the fuck is going on.
Then one of the guys comes over and says there's no bill. We are then thinking right what the fuck is happening here. Must be getting confused with someone or something. So we ask on the way out to the doorman and he says they realised you were JK Rowling to my Mrs LOL
My Mrs didn't know whether to be flattered or mortified as she miles younger than Rowling. Anyway we didn't say anything and the head waiter came over and said sorry for all the attention but a couple of us are massive fans and we realised it was you when you spoke and when your son told us his name which is a character in one of your books!  That really gave it away.  Then he told me you were JK Rowling when we asked him LOL Good lad.
Anyway at this point we thought fuck it and walked out and waved to them all about $120 to the good. My Mrs being my Mrs then donated it to save the fucking sea from plastic appeal, where as I had suggested let's get a nifty bottle of champers.

Haha Mrs would sanction the champers before that happened. She fuckng hates even the smell of it.