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Post by heno on May 28, 2019 22:59:35 GMT
She's an 'Old boiler' was a fav of my grandads. Boiler for anyone that doesn't know was a war time term for a chicken that was too old eat other than boiling it for ages lol. My Mrs absolutely fucking hates me saying it. She knows it's her soon. that's brilliant,will be adding it to my repertoire |
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Post by si on May 29, 2019 6:27:26 GMT
Riley is totes amazeballs. Big c not quite cutting it the same anymore. Mutton and lamb spring to mind for the vord nowadays.
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Post by Wally on May 29, 2019 9:15:03 GMT
How much fuckin work has she had done? You can hardly recognise her. Proper Doris comment to make that Amps - as a male of the species, it's our job to care not about the work done and only look on the end result and render "would" or "would I fuck" judgement. |
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Post by rhouses on May 29, 2019 9:17:42 GMT
haha. I've always said it's binary, Wally. But I prefer the 'just once' or 'multiple times' measurement. Because dudes will always put their thing in anything.
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Post by rhouses on May 29, 2019 9:20:51 GMT
And for the record Carol would be a 'just once' for me.
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Post by felchaid on May 29, 2019 9:41:03 GMT
Nigella over Vorderman for me.
Clearly dirty and she'll kitchen sink it as well as some tasty treats for afters in the fridge
Thread closed
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Post by rhouses on May 29, 2019 9:46:34 GMT
Nigella is easily in the 'multiple times' bracket. But wasn't really feeling her in the recent episodes of Masterchef Australia. Seems to have lost something.
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Post by Wally on May 29, 2019 10:06:23 GMT
Kylie Minogue turned 52 the other day - filthy aussie type and a tiny throw around chassis - marvellous.
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Post by Biggsy ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ด on May 29, 2019 10:21:21 GMT
Nigella over Vorderman for me. Clearly dirty and she'll kitchen sink it as well as some tasty treats for afters in the fridge Thread closed Liking Felchys long game here! |
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Post by Quntolรฉ ๐๐ on May 29, 2019 11:03:06 GMT
Nigella is an absolute dirt bag. Snorts cokes like a gudden and is a culinary goddess. Where can you go wrong? Makes CV look like an amateur.
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Post by millsy on May 29, 2019 11:16:06 GMT
also less prone to backchat given relationship history, so only needs a few reducers early doors to get the message. Win.
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Post by thehophead on May 29, 2019 12:53:23 GMT
Any more Vorderman pics?
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Post by si on May 29, 2019 13:48:09 GMT
Please tell me that pic is photoshopped, slawso?
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Post by millsy on May 29, 2019 15:21:55 GMT
Baby got back
and front
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Post by millsy on May 29, 2019 15:24:34 GMT
Vorderman and Lawson can't hold a candle to this incredible specimen lads.  |
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