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Post by QuntolΓ© ππ on Apr 2, 2020 2:31:20 GMT
Been a lot of disdain in the bantz department of late. The PPT are questioning TT bantz masters like Beijing Dave's quality and quantity.
Who's going to be condemned to bantartica first?
Opening bant-off
Beijing Dave (TT) v Si (PPT FL)
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Post by Smallman1 on Apr 2, 2020 5:37:12 GMT
An excellent match off that!
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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Apr 2, 2020 6:52:08 GMT
You can't have this for the first round.
It's like having the Merseyside derby on the first day of the season. No, you have to have it for Super Sunday at least five weeks in, me vs SpongeBob SquareBants.
Draw up a proper fixture list, and I nominate Dermo vs Liquitech as the season opener.
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Post by si on Apr 2, 2020 6:54:30 GMT
Far too much banticipation for a opening clash like this. A complete banticlimax for all those face offs who would attempt to follow after.
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Post by si on Apr 2, 2020 7:00:48 GMT
Derms, apart from you and I in my first couple of weeks, I dont think two people have consistently went head to head as much as Davy and I. Happy to go again of course but perhaps some others can show if they are all mouth no trousers before we slug it out again.
Bit like a jc version of 8 mile combined with blood sport, the Eurovision song contest and running man.
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Post by rhouses on Apr 2, 2020 7:05:03 GMT
Millsy and BF in round 3?
Especially after Millsyβs promotion to Global Moderator. Though Iβm guessing BF considers it a demotion.
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Post by Biggsy π¦ π π΄ on Apr 2, 2020 7:17:54 GMT
Mr Snide versus Mr Under The Thumb Sneer - bring it on!
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Post by si on Apr 2, 2020 7:26:15 GMT
Is there going to be a pre bant off knock out qualifying tournament to see who gets to take on eddie small bants?
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Post by Biggsy π¦ π π΄ on Apr 2, 2020 7:30:14 GMT
'Duchess, is it okay if i take on Biggsy in the JC Bantz challenge?' 'Yes Stuart, but only after your chores!' Round 1 to the Big Lad  |
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Post by Biggsy π¦ π π΄ on Apr 2, 2020 7:32:43 GMT
To be fair we really need Flares back on this thread to adjudicate the bantz with his homemade scoring cards.
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Post by Smallman1 on Apr 2, 2020 7:41:34 GMT
Is there going to be a pre bant off knock out qualifying tournament to see who gets to take on eddie small bants? The Bants Behemoth who no one wants! |
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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Apr 2, 2020 7:43:17 GMT
I don't have to prove my bants to anyone.
I think there should be qualifying rounds like the FA Cup.
I'll go in at the Third Round proper with all the heavyweights.
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Post by Biggsy π¦ π π΄ on Apr 2, 2020 7:47:02 GMT
Draw up a proper fixture list, and I nominate Dermo vs Liquitech as the season opener. Dermo already loses points for changing his photo |
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Post by si on Apr 2, 2020 8:01:51 GMT
Anyone with proven, written history of standing their ground enters in the third round proper. Those who lol at every post are in at the third qualifying round. Those who only jump in once a bantsmith has already started proceedings and therefore know they aren't taking someone on alone are in the JC Covid19 Bantz-off non-league vase third qualifying round.
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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Apr 2, 2020 8:05:26 GMT
Ed Smallman is in the qualifying round. He might get to take on a heavyweight like Millsy eventually.
Havant (got a clue) & Waterlooville vs Southampton
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