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Post by Grant on May 31, 2018 12:57:47 GMT
Couple of letters worth the bother of typing out today:
My hippy neighbour moaned at me for not using my recycling bin, saying that single use plastic is the scourge of the world. Whilst I can't be bothered to out my rubbish, I've decided to start throwing bags of my St Bernard's shit into her garden. This way the plastic bags become double-use plastic - once to pick up the shit left by my dog, and a second time to remind her to keep her nose out my business.
Russ Moore, Shittlehampton
I see a lot of moaning in the press about online bullying. When I was a kid, I used to get the shit kicked out of me on my walk home from school, and I'd have loved it they'd just called me a twat on Facebook instead. Bullying victims these days don't know how good they've got it.
J Kenny, Thrapston
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May 31, 2018 13:03:45 GMT
Post by si on May 31, 2018 13:03:45 GMT
Haha at the second one. Didnt even know Viz was still going strong!
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May 31, 2018 13:30:36 GMT
Post by monostereo on May 31, 2018 13:30:36 GMT
Couple of letters worth the bother of typing out today: My hippy neighbour moaned at me for not using my recycling bin, saying that single use plastic is the scourge of the world. Whilst I can't be bothered to out my rubbish, I've decided to start throwing bags of my St Bernard's shit into her garden. This way the plastic bags become double-use plastic - once to pick up the shit left by my dog, and a second time to remind her to keep her nose out my business. Russ Moore, Shittlehampton LOL |
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May 31, 2018 20:56:55 GMT
Post by nicksneddon on May 31, 2018 20:56:55 GMT
Brilliant
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Post by gerstokes on May 31, 2018 22:58:46 GMT
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Jun 1, 2018 10:08:54 GMT
Grant likes this
Post by Wally on Jun 1, 2018 10:08:54 GMT
"These food banks are a disgrace. I left a packet of hobs knobs at one last week and came to collect them today and they were gone!"
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Jun 1, 2018 10:14:25 GMT
Post by millsy on Jun 1, 2018 10:14:25 GMT
"These food banks are a disgrace. I left a packet of hobs knobs at one last week and came to collect them today and they were gone!" lol |
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Jun 1, 2018 13:15:23 GMT
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Post by Mad Cyril 😷 on Jun 1, 2018 13:15:23 GMT
Had forgotten all about Viz readers letters.
Good work Grant!
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Jun 1, 2018 19:34:11 GMT
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Post by Grant on Jun 1, 2018 19:34:11 GMT
"These food banks are a disgrace. I left a packet of hobs knobs at one last week and came to collect them today and they were gone!" Fuck me that’s funny. |
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Jun 18, 2018 12:08:44 GMT
Post by Wally on Jun 18, 2018 12:08:44 GMT
"Why do science fiction films say you will stop existing if you kill your granddad in the past? I killed my granddad last year and I'm doing just fine"
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Jun 18, 2018 12:23:56 GMT
Post by Grant on Jun 18, 2018 12:23:56 GMT
I walked into B"&Q the other day and this bloke in an orange and black uniform asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was that. But others may not be as lucky, so be on your guard.
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Jun 18, 2018 12:39:02 GMT
Post by Yant 2.0 on Jun 18, 2018 12:39:02 GMT
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Jun 18, 2018 12:41:42 GMT
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Post by kenton on Jun 18, 2018 12:41:42 GMT
What is it with vegetarians and their veggie sausages and burgers? I’m a meat-eater, but I don’t go round making carrots and sprouts out of beef.
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Jun 28, 2018 8:25:09 GMT
Post by Wally on Jun 28, 2018 8:25:09 GMT
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Jun 28, 2018 9:06:55 GMT
Post by Biggsy 🦁 👑 🌴 on Jun 28, 2018 9:06:55 GMT
Not one of their best, that Walt.
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