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Post by dubman on Mar 23, 2020 22:12:05 GMT
I meant smallman with his spag bol
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Post by Mad Cyril 😷 on Mar 23, 2020 23:23:10 GMT
still waiting on whether he managed to open the tin or not. Either his internet is fucked (again), or he's lost his typing finger in the process. #prayforsm1 |
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Post by Smallman1 on Mar 24, 2020 10:56:18 GMT
Absolutely nailed the Spag Bol!
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Post by Mad Cyril 😷 on Mar 24, 2020 14:43:23 GMT
Good to hear brother.
One of those fancy tins that you don't need a tin opener for then?
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Post by Smallman1 on Mar 24, 2020 15:20:27 GMT
Keep on trucking MC!
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Post by Mad Cyril 😷 on Mar 24, 2020 19:16:40 GMT
Steady away
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Post by si on Mar 24, 2020 20:02:29 GMT
Absolutely nailed the Spag Bol! 1. Lid of spag bol tin peeled back without cutting myself? Check! 2. Contents poured into microwave safe dish without the luminous orange sauce splashing on my Chelsea goalkeeper shirt? Check! 3. Clingfilm safely covering the top of said microwave dish with no holes in the middle? Check! 4. Correct time set on microwave oven to ensure spag bol heats up but not enough to blister my mouth again? (Thank goodness mummy had bonjela) Check! 5. Take spoon out of microwave safe dish to ensure microwave doesn't blow up again? (Sorry mummy!) Check! 6. Use oven gloves to carry warm spag bol dish from microwave to work top to make sure the microwave safe dish doesn't break again and I get another luminous orange sauce stain on my Chelsea socks? Check! 7. Use a spoon (big one) to pick up spag bol to stop it falling off onto my Chelsea shirts? Check! 8. Tuck a tea towel into the collar of my goalkeeper shirt to stop mummy shouting at me again? Check! SPAG BOL NAILED, EDDIE STYLE! |
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Post by Smallman1 on Mar 24, 2020 20:04:22 GMT
If you had reduced that from 8 to 3 you had the potential for a lol Si.
Less is more brother.
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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Mar 24, 2020 20:40:15 GMT
Good to see Si has abandoned his sexual racism and gone back to attempting gags on here.
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Post by Mad Cyril 😷 on Mar 24, 2020 22:18:52 GMT
Good to see Si has abandoned his sexual racism and gone back to attempting gags on here. Lol. Genius from the sex tourist. |
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