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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Mar 27, 2020 16:25:37 GMT
With normal life suspended and most people staying at home, why not review/recommend something you passionately like that fellow board users might like?
It could be a book, TV show, film, a painting or an album. Just include the title, where it can be viewed or listened to or purchased or somehow accessed (preferably online) and tell us all what you think. Try to avoid spoilers, obviously. Try to not be a prick and just list a load of stuff you like without any comment and then not bother reading anyone else's suggestions (that's my job).
If your favourite album is John Coltrane's Giant Steps, tell us all about it and why we should give it a try.
(*Idea nicked from elsewhere)
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Post by dutchy101 on Mar 27, 2020 16:49:39 GMT
I had a reet naughty wank earlier.
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Post by millsy on Mar 27, 2020 16:53:54 GMT
Andrex ‘Supreme Quilts’ Toilet Tissue
I must admit I bought this toilet tissue on the strength of the advertising campaign which promised to be ‘kind to your behind’ (I assume Smalls had something to do with that slogan, what with it being awful).
Frankly I had grown weary of other, lesser brands, not really taking the COVID-19 situation seriously. They offered thin sheets in a crisis. The type you have to triple stack otherwise you get the dreaded ‘finger poke’ situation - stopping mid-wipe as you break through the flimsy paper and start tickling your own shit-covered prostate.
Not so Andrex supreme Quilts! This brand has been nothing short of a godsend. Not only are they soft, strong and very long, they also caress the inner buttock like a bored Thai brass gently stroking my spam javelin for an oh-so happy finish! I have also used this brand successfully for wanking and can confirm it’s just as capable at catching and keeping my trumpet muck as a piece of kitchen roll hastily torn from the wall dispenser while my wife watches Idris Elba You Tube videos upstairs.
Would highly recommend, if COVID-19 stocks allow!
10 poo-covered lab puppies out of 10.
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Post by dubman on Mar 27, 2020 17:00:46 GMT
Knocking one out by the kitchen window. You perv.
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Post by dutchy101 on Mar 27, 2020 17:02:12 GMT
A lol for Millsy. Must get some of that
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Post by Grant on Mar 27, 2020 17:07:01 GMT
LOL, Millsy, fucking hell.
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Post by millsy on Mar 27, 2020 17:22:18 GMT
Edward Smallman’s ‘Follow along’ cookery and DIY series on Facebook Live!
With the COVID-19 situation forcing us into our homes to self-isolate I have been scouring the interweb for social interaction and mental stimulation.
So just imagine my glee when I discovered Edward Smallman was giving up some of his valuable time, away from his famous business ‘trans’ Zoom mind wok sessions, to provide a cook-along service!
Episode one was to be a real shirt lifter. Ed was promising to cook a spag bol!
He had helpfully provided an ingredients list in advance: passata, spaghetti (dried or fresh, your choice), basil, stock, onion (x1) BEEFY MINCE (he capitalised that one, lol). I turned on my iPad in my kitchen and eagerly waited for the session to start.
And waited….
And waited…
The screen eventually showed ‘Live’ and I noticed I was joined in the watching group by ‘PaulBF4EVA’ ‘HungLikeIdris’ and ‘Sk*rBoi4U’.
The screen was still black, but I heard some grunting and giggling. I was very excited too! The screen eventually turned on and I was met with the sight of Ed. He was dressed appropriately for cookery - in his ‘I heart House’ Tshirt and lederhosen cut-off shorts. A tall, burly man which Ed introduced as his ‘good mate Darren’ pinched Ed’s buttocks playfully and ran off shouting ‘chase me!’, but Ed was very professional and started to walk us all through his famous spag bol.
‘First we fry the onion, then we add the MINCE! Lol’ (he did a little mince at this point and we all pressed the LOL emoticon, which he loved)
Anyway I’m bored of typing this now. It was a great session and Ed is superb. 10/10
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Post by dubman on Mar 27, 2020 17:32:18 GMT
Fuck me you're on a Andrex roll today.
Massive LoL.
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Post by Smallman1 on Mar 27, 2020 17:36:38 GMT
That had a lot of potential but lacked a little finesse for me.
Half a lol for Millsy!
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Post by si on Mar 27, 2020 17:47:30 GMT
Edward Smallman’s ‘Follow along’ cookery and DIY series on Facebook Live!With the COVID-19 situation forcing us into our homes to self-isolate I have been scouring the interweb for social interaction and mental stimulation. So just imagine my glee when I discovered Edward Smallman was giving up some of his valuable time, away from his famous business ‘trans’ Zoom mind wok sessions, to provide a cook-along service! Episode one was to be a real shirt lifter. Ed was promising to cook a spag bol! He had helpfully provided an ingredients list in advance: passata, spaghetti (dried or fresh, your choice), basil, stock, onion (x1) BEEFY MINCE (he capitalised that one, lol). I turned on my iPad in my kitchen and eagerly waited for the session to start. And waited…. And waited… The screen eventually showed ‘Live’ and I noticed I was joined in the watching group by ‘PaulBF4EVA’ ‘HungLikeIdris’ and ‘Sk*rBoi4U’. The screen was still black, but I heard some grunting and giggling. I was very excited too! The screen eventually turned on and I was met with the sight of Ed. He was dressed appropriately for cookery - in his ‘I heart House’ Tshirt and lederhosen cut-off shorts. A tall, burly man which Ed introduced as his ‘good mate Darren’ pinched Ed’s buttocks playfully and ran off shouting ‘chase me!’, but Ed was very professional and started to walk us all through his famous spag bol. ‘First we fry the onion, then we add the MINCE! Lol’ (he did a little mince at this point and we all pressed the LOL emoticon, which he loved) Anyway I’m bored of typing this now. It was a great session and Ed is superb. 10/10 Lol! |
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Post by millsy on Mar 27, 2020 17:49:53 GMT
That had a lot of potential but lacked a little finesse for me. Half a lol for Millsy! I'll take it. Not my best work. I'm sure BF will be along shortly to gleefully lick your tip. |
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Post by Biggsy 🦁 👑 🌴 on Mar 27, 2020 17:51:01 GMT
2 x 1/8 lol = 0.25 lols
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Post by Grant on Mar 27, 2020 17:51:53 GMT
Millsy, consider Ed’s tip licked.
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Post by millsy on Mar 27, 2020 17:52:01 GMT
Textbook!
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Post by Biggsy 🦁 👑 🌴 on Mar 27, 2020 17:54:34 GMT
I make no apologies for speaking the truth.
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