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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Apr 21, 2020 15:46:37 GMT
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Post by philmcrackin on Apr 21, 2020 15:52:14 GMT
Haha, I'd loved to say yes. Not the sharpest tool in the book.
Just a predictive text error, generally.
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Post by jonattonyeah on Apr 21, 2020 23:41:57 GMT
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Post by Echo on Apr 22, 2020 0:15:59 GMT
A good one on FB marketplace is the thick cunts attempting to sell "Chester drawers/draws". There are hundreds of them listed.
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Post by Quntolé 🐎🚃 on Apr 22, 2020 0:36:38 GMT
Wasn't he a character on the fast show?
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Post by jonqpublik on Apr 22, 2020 2:37:30 GMT
Emphasism.
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Post by ⚔️CJ⚔️ on Apr 22, 2020 21:23:59 GMT
Here's a high end one I have seen many otherwise intelligent people get caught out by: 'I am loathe to do [such and such a thing]' (loth means reluctant and is correct in this context) I actually didn't fully know that, although now you point it out it rings true. Just goes to show that even the strongest warriors have holes in their armour and we all need each other to watch our backs... One of my old mates was a genius at this stuff. Two of his classics: "Him?! He wouldn't say boo to a ghost!" (google tells me a lot of people get confused by this one lol) "One of the rules i live by is: never kiss a gift horse in the mouth" |
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Post by absolutely boss THREADS on Apr 22, 2020 21:50:23 GMT
I once heard an older bloke in the pub say of one of his friends 'He was very skilled in marital arts'
What?? He was top at banging his missus?
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Post by Smallman1 on Apr 23, 2020 12:35:16 GMT
Asked a friend a few years ago what the first thing she'd do is if she won the lottery and said "oh, I'd definitely go in for some cosmic surgery."
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Post by Grant on Apr 23, 2020 12:46:40 GMT
I've just had some cunt in a Zoom meeting say that something I said was a 'mute point'. The stupid cunt.
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Post by Biggsy 🦁 👑 🌴 on Apr 23, 2020 12:49:30 GMT
Is this the Malapropism thread now?
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Post by millsy on Apr 23, 2020 12:50:41 GMT
Here's a high end one I have seen many otherwise intelligent people get caught out by: 'I am loathe to do [such and such a thing]' (loth means reluctant and is correct in this context) I actually didn't fully know that, although now you point it out it rings true. Just goes to show that even the strongest warriors have holes in their armour and we all need each other to watch our backs... One of my old mates was a genius at this stuff. Two of his classics: "Him?! He wouldn't say boo to a ghost!" (google tells me a lot of people get confused by this one lol) "One of the rules i live by is: never kiss a gift horse in the mouth" Lol! |
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Post by Grant on Apr 23, 2020 12:51:12 GMT
Is this the Malapropism thread now? Since when did malapropism become a proper noun? |
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Post by Biggsy 🦁 👑 🌴 on Apr 23, 2020 12:53:23 GMT
Is this the Malapropism thread now? Since when did malapropism become a proper noun? Mute point mate |
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Post by LT 🍺 🤜 🤦♀️ on Apr 23, 2020 13:00:54 GMT
Here's a high end one I have seen many otherwise intelligent people get caught out by: 'I am loathe to do [such and such a thing]' (loth means reluctant and is correct in this context) Or "Loath" |
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