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Post by Smallman1 on May 4, 2020 8:02:17 GMT
Well?
Not so well?
Arguing like crazy?
Share your tales of living with your Dorises during Corornavirus.
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Post by Quntolé 🐎🚃 on May 4, 2020 8:13:50 GMT
We have an argument that leads to not speaking for 1 to 2 days approx once every 2 weeks. I don't mind it gives me a rest from the cunt. She's fucking barking so it's never going to change. Yesterday's was me saying 'well what did do you expect' after she left the kids bucket at the end of a beach path to pick up on the way back only to find it gone. That led to her properly spitting her dummy and not talking to me all the rest of yesterday and so far all of today lol. Crackers all of them.
The one about 2 to 3 weeks ago was me asking if she ever emptied the dishwasher Lol!!!
Think she managed 3 days on the back of that one.
The one a few weeks before that was me joking about how much she drank. That one really did not go down well. I said 'why don't you just get one of those hospital drip things with your wine in so you can walk round with it attached all day?'.
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Post by heno on May 4, 2020 8:19:24 GMT
Not to bad she spits fire at me just as I leave the mornings cause 'I get to go to work!' for a few hours everyday, she has an explosion every week / ten days been trying to stay out of her path when I see it coming
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Post by Quntolé 🐎🚃 on May 4, 2020 8:22:13 GMT
All mental heno. I can see it coming with her too. Damage limitation most of the time.
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Post by Smallman1 on May 4, 2020 8:22:25 GMT
I got told off for brushing my teeth too loudly last week.
I also got barked at for not opening the mustard correctly.
Crackers the lot of'em.
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Post by Grant on May 4, 2020 8:24:28 GMT
My missus had a massive meltdown on Saturday. Everyone was crying and shouting at each other (not me, obviously), pissed out of their faces. For once, I was completely blameless.
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Post by Grant on May 4, 2020 8:24:43 GMT
I got told off for brushing my teeth too loudly last week. I also got barked at for not opening the mustard correctly. Crackers the lot of'em. LOL, we’ve all been there. |
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Post by christian on May 4, 2020 8:28:47 GMT
sounds everyone is having a similar experience. mine did not speak to me last night because i did not get her the cornetto’s that she wanted when i went for the weekly shop. did point out to her that they were not on the list, a list that she wrote. still my fault
we seem to be on about a 12 day cycle before she looses her shit over something very trivial.
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Post by rhouses on May 4, 2020 8:40:42 GMT
It’s been great in casa rhouses.
There was one time where she got furious because I was making a lot of noise with the ice in my drink and the noise I made licking my lips with each sip, had squeezed in too much lime in the ginger ale. Had to tell her she was being irrational and she was probably going to be on the rag in a couple of days. I was right.
I got upset once because she would throw the butter knife on top of the butter (not placing it in the side of the butter tray through the opening where the knife handle sits), and the damn knife handle would be covered in butter. Did it twice, once right before my eyes. Called it out and she understood.
In all seriousness though, without being too sickly sweet, we make a good team. Enjoying each other’s company. Think we’ve done a good job making sure the mansion is clean and everything is running without the house help. That changes today though - the cook and cleaning lady are back!
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Post by rhouses on May 4, 2020 8:41:06 GMT
I got told off for brushing my teeth too loudly last week. I also got barked at for not opening the mustard correctly. Crackers the lot of'em. Lol |
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Post by rhouses on May 4, 2020 8:48:04 GMT
The week before that time of the month is usually nightmarish. Hormones all over the place and she genuinely hates me. But once in a while
I get lucky and she directs all that frustration and anger to her colleagues at work. 50-50, but I’ll take what I can get or don’t get in this case.
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Post by Grant on May 4, 2020 8:57:09 GMT
I get more of a bollocking when I point out her period’s due after her going randomly mental at me. Then when it does inevitably come she say that I deserved the bollocking and it was nothing to do with the aforementioned period. The lying cunt.
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Post by Quntolé 🐎🚃 on May 4, 2020 9:01:37 GMT
Gaslighting that is grant. Done it and been accused of it for exactly what you just described. It's her favourite phrase currently.
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Post by jules72 on May 4, 2020 9:11:23 GMT
“ I got told off for brushing my teeth too loudly last week.”
😂
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Post by christian on May 4, 2020 9:12:05 GMT
ha ha briliant. i always sends her over the edge if i reference that she might be a bit irrational due to her forthcoming period
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